A Joke for programmers and anyone else.

The computer science teacher was telling Jethro (from way back in the hills) that "in Binary 2 nibbles equals a byte", and Jethro raised his hand, then stood up when recognized, and said "Heck in fishing it don't mean crappie."

Again the teacher tried to instill some mathematical sense into Jethros head and said "Do you know that the circumference of a circle is Pi R square?" and again Jethro spoke right out and said "I think you have that wrong Mrs. Brown, Pie are not square, Pie are round. Johnnie cake are square"

Dusty Carl

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A bad day at gold prospecting or metal detecting is better than a good day at work.

I thought something was unusual about this pix, but couldn't put my finger on it right away. The caption under the pix read:

"An armed man with the separatist self-proclaimed Donetsk People's Republic
army pushes another on a cart in the parking lot of the destroyed Donetsk
airport on March 3."

Did anyone notice the marks on the ground to the left of them? Were they making "Donuts" with the shopping cart?......Hmmmm!

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A bad day at gold prospecting or metal detecting is better than a good day at work.