A lady is speeding down the highway at 75 Mph (15 over posted limit). She looks in the rear view mirror and sees a motorcycle policeman chasing her. She speeds up to 95, then notices now 2 police cycles are chasing her. She increased her speed to 105. Now 3 motor cycles are behind her. She spots a gas station up ahead,and swerves in braking hard and screeches her tires. She jumps out, runs into the ladies room, locks the door, and doesn't open it until 15 minutes later. When she comes out the three policeman are waiting for her. Without batting an eyelash she quips "I bet you didn't think I was going to make it, did you?"
Dusty Carl
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